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FROM: PROFESSOR CHARLES SOLUDO
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

ATTENTION:Sir/Madam,
reply to: prof_csoludo221@yahoo.es

THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS HAS BEEN GAZETTED TO BE RELEASED, VIA KEY TELEX TRANSFER (KTT) -DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO YOU OR THROUGH ANY OF OUR CORRESPONDENT BANK NOMINATED BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE FUND TRANSFER.

MEANWHILE, A WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A LETTER, CLAIMING TO BE YOUR TRUE REPRESENTATIVE. HERE ARE HER INFORMATION’S FOR YOU TO CONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE IF THIS WOMAN IS TRULY FROM YOU OR NOT SO THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING INTO ANY WRONG ACCOUNTS.
CLAIM’S NAME: JANET WHITE BANK NAME: CITI BANK ARIZONA, USA. ACCOUNT NUMBER: 6503809428. PLEASE, DO RECONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE, AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IF THIS WOMAN IS FROM YOU.
YOU ARE REQUESTED TO FILL AND SEND THIS INFORMATION’S FOR VERIFICATIONS PURPOSES SO THAT YOUR FUND VALID US$7.5M (SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS) WILL BE REMITTED INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT ANY WHERE. THIS FUND IS AS A RESULT OF INHERITANCE ON YOUR BEHALF. INFORMATION NEEDED FROM YOU FOR VERIFICATION IS AS FOLLOWS:

1.YOUR NAME:…………………………
2. YOUR FULL ADDRESS:……………………………..
3. YOUR TELEPHONE …………………………….
4. FAX……………………………………………
5. AGE………………………………………………
6. SEX:………………………………
7. YOUR OCCUPATION:………………………………..
8. YOUR BANKING DETAILS:……………………………..

AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THIS, WE WILL COMMENCE WITH ALL NECESSARY PROCEDURES IN OTHER TO REMIT THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. THE CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF) EXECUTIVE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUND HAVE APPROVED AND ACCREDITED THIS REPUTABLE BANK WITH THE OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE/FOREIGN OPERATIONS, TO HANDLE AND TRANSFER ALL FOREIGN INHERITANCE FUNDS THIS QUARTER PAYMENT OF THE YEAR 2008.
HOWEVER, WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID MRS.WHITE, IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM TODAY.

WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THE DELAY IN TRANSFERRING OF THIS FUND MUST HAVE CAUSED YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS.

PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO,

GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).
CC: SENATE PRESIDENT
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA.

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From Barrister John Williams, Law-Chamber Principal Attorney John .Williams Chambers 23,Housing Estate Ikoyi. Lagos. Email = br_johnwilliams115@yahoo.com (PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL PLEASE) Dear Friend, Please kindly accept my apology for sending this unsolicited mail to you.I believe you are a highly respected personality, considering the fact that I source your profile from a human resource profile database on your country. Though, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with this event. Well,I am Barrister John Williams the personal Attorney to Late:Engr.Patrick,who used to work with Global International Oil company in Nigeria Before his death which took place On Saturday, 4 May, 2002 my client,his wife and their only child were involved in the France concord plane crash bound for New York in their plan for a holiday cruise.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm they all lost their lives in the event of the air crush. Before his death My client {Engr.Patrick} deposited the sum of ($12.5M) in a commercial bank here in for himself, with the hope of transferring it to his country as soon as he resumes his leave, come Saturday, 4 May, 2002,before his untimely death in a plane crash. Since, his death I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my late client extended relatives and this has proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family, and hence,I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where these Money was Deposited. Particularly, the (Bank) where the deceased Deposited (US$12.500,000) Twelve Million five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars. The bank has issued me a notice to provide the Next of Kin within the next ten official working days. Since, I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 4years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so that the proceeds of this deposit (Money) valued at US$12.500,000 (Twelve Million five Hundred Thousand Dollars) can be claimed by you and then you and me can share the money, and the ratio would be 50% to me and 40% to you while 10% would be for expenses and I want you to know that I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up the claims. If you are willing to transact this business with me, kindly get back to me as soon as you receive this mail, with the following: 1) Your private contact Telephone number: 2) Your Fax number if any: 3) Your Age: 4) Your Full Name: 5) Your contact Address: 6) Your occupation: Waiting to hear from you and God bless. Best Regards, Barrister John Williams(ESQ). br_johnwilliams115@yahoo.com

My name is Scotty, an American, but lives and work here in Texas .I run a Store here in Texas.I am interested in making a purchase of some of Product from your store .I will like you to provide me with the price list of the available product ,provide me with your website so i can check what you have there before making out my orders . Concerning the shipment of these Product ,I knew there are lots of restrictions making it hard or even impossible for you to sell and get the Product shipped out of the united states , but there is a shipping agency which I registered with .

The shipping’s agent representative in the USA will come to you for the pick up of the Product from the united states to me here in New Jersey .So as soon as I am done with my payment with you ,I will make arrangement for the Product to be picked up from your store .Can we proceed to the business ?I am waiting anxiuosly to hear back from you .
Warmest Regards,
Scotty.